Funny Riddles

Which side of a cat has the most fur?

What can you catch but not throw?

What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?

What has a foot but no leg?

Why is there a higher possibility of finding love and romance in Egypt?

What rains at the north pole?

Where do tadpoles change?

Which popular cheese is made backwards?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

What instrument does a skeleton play?

What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

What can you not eat for breakfast?

What food lives at the beach?

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Who invented the Round Table?

What stays the same size no matter how much they weight?

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What animal keeps the best time?

What’s red, white, black and blue?

There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Where is the ocean deepest?

What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?

Why do French people like to eat snails?

Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but he never uses it,
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?

Which bow can't be tied?

What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?

How many seconds are in a year?

What fruit never ever wants to be alone?

What cruel person would sit on a baby?

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do people want the least on their hands?

Found under bridges and on the Internet.

Who was the Bible’s greatest comedian?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

What fruit can you use to sip water?

How does Moses make his coffee every morning?

Where do cows go to dance?

If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.

What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

What fruit is always sad?

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

What did the computer eat on the moon?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?

What kind of room doesn't have physical walls?

What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?

Currency that flirted with a British spy.

What is the largest living ant on earth?

What do you call a dog that sweats so much?

What's an insect's favourite sport?

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

Why can’t a woman living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

What did one flag say to the other flag?

What kind of food do mummies like to eat?

The coziest place for Dracula.

What type of house weighs the least?

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

When it's dirty this should never be aired in public.

What kind of shoes can you make out of banana peels?

What age most travelers have?

What is the longest fruit?

Who do mice pray their wishes to?

On what kind of ship do students study?

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Without what would everyone lose their head?

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?

What did zero say to eight?

What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

What is long and filled with seamen?

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

What is the only chain we can eat?

I am a nut with a hole. What am I?

Responsible for the toupee industry.

What kind of nail can be grown?

What smells the most in the kitchen?

What building has the most stories?

What happens if you get married on Easter?

Your parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes toast maple syrup and jam. What do you open first.

What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?

What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?

What kind of dog has no tail?