A collection of the best funny riddles with answers. See if you can outsmart your friends and family with these brain teasers. Easy and hard riddles included.
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
See answerWhat can you catch but not throw?
See answerWhat's the red stuff between elephant's toes?
See answerWhat has a foot but no leg?
See answerWhy is there a higher possibility of finding love and romance in Egypt?
See answerWhat rains at the north pole?
See answerWhere do tadpoles change?
See answerWhich popular cheese is made backwards?
See answerWhat do you call a snowman in the summer?
See answerWhat does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
See answerWhat shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
See answerWhat instrument does a skeleton play?
See answerWhat did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
See answerA man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
See answerWhat fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
See answerA pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
See answerWhat can you not eat for breakfast?
See answerWhat food lives at the beach?
See answerWhat gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
See answerWho invented the Round Table?
See answerWhat stays the same size no matter how much they weight?
See answerWhat kind of street does a ghost like best?
See answerHow many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
See answerWhat animal keeps the best time?
See answerWhat’s red, white, black and blue?
See answerThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
See answerIf H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
See answerWhere is the ocean deepest?
See answerWhat insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
See answerWhy do French people like to eat snails?
See answerWhich tree is the most difficult to get along with?
See answerHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
See answerArnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but he never uses it,
Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?
Which bow can't be tied?
See answerWhat is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
See answerHow many seconds are in a year?
See answerWhat fruit never ever wants to be alone?
See answerWhat cruel person would sit on a baby?
See answerIf it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
See answerWhat bone has a sense of humor?
See answerWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
See answerWhat always goes to bed with its shoes on?
See answerWhat do people want the least on their hands?
See answerFound under bridges and on the Internet.
See answerWho was the Bible’s greatest comedian?
See answerA monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird
See answerWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
See answerWhat do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
See answerWhat fruit can you use to sip water?
See answerHow does Moses make his coffee every morning?
See answerWhere do cows go to dance?
See answerIf someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.
See answerWhat stinks when living and smells good when dead?
See answerWhat fruit is always sad?
See answerWhich word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
See answerOut of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name.
See answerWhy didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
See answerWhat did the computer eat on the moon?
See answerWhat has to be broken before you can use it?
See answerWhat can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
See answerWhat starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
See answerWhat kind of room doesn't have physical walls?
See answerWhat is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?
See answerCurrency that flirted with a British spy.
See answerWhat is the largest living ant on earth?
See answerWhat do you call a dog that sweats so much?
See answerWhat's an insect's favourite sport?
See answerMr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
See answerWhy can’t a woman living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
See answerWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
See answerWhat snacks do you serve at a robot party?
See answerWhat did one flag say to the other flag?
See answerWhat kind of food do mummies like to eat?
See answerThe coziest place for Dracula.
See answerWhat type of house weighs the least?
See answerThis guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
See answerWhen it's dirty this should never be aired in public.
See answerWhat kind of shoes can you make out of banana peels?
See answerWhat age most travelers have?
See answerWhat is the longest fruit?
See answerWho do mice pray their wishes to?
See answerOn what kind of ship do students study?
See answerWhat do you call a hippie’s wife?
See answerWithout what would everyone lose their head?
See answerHow does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
See answerWhat did zero say to eight?
See answerWhat lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
See answerWhat is long and filled with seamen?
See answerWhy should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
See answerWhat is the only chain we can eat?
See answerI am a nut with a hole. What am I?
See answerResponsible for the toupee industry.
See answerWhat kind of nail can be grown?
See answerWhat smells the most in the kitchen?
See answerWhat building has the most stories?
See answerWhat happens if you get married on Easter?
See answerYour parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes toast maple syrup and jam. What do you open first.
See answerWhat do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
See answerWhat is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
See answerWhat kind of dog has no tail?
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