A collection of the best funny riddles with answers. See if you can outsmart your friends and family with these brain teasers. Easy and hard riddles included.
There is a man in a 4 story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding, and had no harm done. How?
See answerI have eight to spare and am covered with hair.
See answerWhat is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?
See answerWhat kind of apple has a short temper?
See answerIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
See answerWhat type of dress can never be worn?
See answerWhat’s has feathers, a bowed head and kneels?
See answerWhat do mathematics teachers like to eat?
See answerWhat has a bottom right at the top?
See answerTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
See answerWhat do pandas have that no other animal has?
See answerWhat did one math book say to another?
See answerWhen you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?
See answerA device for finding furniture in the dark.
See answerHow a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.
See answerWhat do you call two witches who live together?
See answerWhat’s the reason why didn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
See answerWhat do elves learn in school?
See answerWhat is a shark’s most favorite bible story?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
See answerWhat is a cat on ice?
See answerWhat day, within a week of today, does not end in "Y"?
See answerWhat can you never have for breakfast?
See answerWhat takes hours to pull off
Is most satisfying when it's done
And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives uses me after getting married. What am I?
See answerWhat do elves do after school?
See answerWhat kind of cup doesn't hold water?
See answerWhat kind of fish chases a mouse?
See answerWhat is red and smells like blue paint?
See answerWhat does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
See answerWho always enjoys poor health?
See answerWhat is a witch's favorite school subject?
See answerI fly away as soon as you set me loose. People around you may slowly move away once they sense my presence. What am I?
See answerI give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?
See answerWhat are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
See answerWhat ship has no captain but two mates?
See answerThere is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
See answerWhere do butterflies sleep?
See answerIf two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
See answerWhat is never eaten before lunch?
See answerWhat is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?
See answerWhat is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
See answerWhat did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
See answerWhen your undies attack you.
See answerWhat is an astronaut's favorite snack?
See answerWhat is the wealthiest nut?
See answerWhat kind of dog chases anything red?
See answerWhat do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
See answerI saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Which is the oldest tree?
See answerWhat do angels sing in the shower?
See answerWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
See answerWhat follows a dog wherever it goes?
See answerWith pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite
What is it?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
See answerAccording to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item.
See answerI cannot hear or even see,
But sense light and sounds there may be,
Sometimes I end up on a hook,
I can be combined with a book.
What am I?
I stink in living but when dead smells good. What am I?
See answerWhat key is the hardest to turn?
See answerWhat is the best possible way to study the Bible?
See answerThis type of tempting cuisine is independent of utensils and usually tastes better than it sounds.
See answerAll day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
See answerI am the place to turn when nature calls. What am I?
See answerWhat is the difference between one yard and two yards?
See answerWhat does a stone become when in the water?
See answerHe is not the skinniest of felines.
See answerWhat's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common?
See answerWhat goes up and down without moving?
See answerWhat suits do lawyers wear?
See answerHow many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
See answerA big shiny black car nobody wants to be a passenger in.
See answerYou are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?
See answerWhere do sailors take their baths?
See answerWhat has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?
See answerI saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
See answerWhat did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
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