4th of July Riddles

A plane crashed on the border or US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?

What’s red, white, black and blue?

What was General Washington's favorite tree?

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

What’s the capital in Washington?

The preferred color of carpet in this town is red.

An American living in England came home to the United States on the 4th of July, celebrated for three full days, and returned to England on the 4th of July. How is this possible?

How many E’s are in the 4th of July?

What did King George think of the American colonists?

Why did the meteor go to Hollywood?

I have palms but not on hands,
I offer foods from distant lands,
When at my peak you'll see me smoke,
I'm famous for my friendly folk,
My flowers grow and yet they lay,
There's fire where a man will play.
What am I?

Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Why can’t a woman living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

What did one flag say to the other flag?

What dance was very popular in 1776?

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

What would you say if everyone in the country sneezed at the same time?

What is the smartest state?

What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?

What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?

According to the music industry, you can count on a midnight train and the devil to turn up here.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?

Is there a 4th of July in England?

What's the largest pencil in the United States?

A large oasis in the desert. Come with cash and leave with none. What am I?

Why were the early American settlers like ants?

Do they have a 4th of July in Australia?

What has 4 eyes but can't see?

Why did the British cross the Atlantic?

What state is famous for tiny beverages?

What cat said, “The British are coming!”?

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

If Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware?

Which march would you play at a 4th of July jungle parade?

What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

I am a rock group with four members. All dead, one was assassinated. What am I?

What do you call a snowman in July?