Jobs and Occupations Riddles

Who works when he plays and plays when he works?

Spies and detectives do this to phones and musical shoes make this sound.

I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful. What am I?

A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management."

My first, though water, cures no thirst,
My next alone has soul,
And when he lives upon my first,
He then is called my whole.

An accessory sported by many construction workers.

What cruel person would sit on a baby?

Angels and pilots work with me. What am I?

I am wrapped but I am not a gift, I am kept neatly in a chamber and Archeologists find me as a great treasure. What am I?

They are the shore's gallant knights.

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them.
I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold.
They are the smallest you could imagine.
Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?

Why did the cow become an astronaut?

Serves as a go between in business.

Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?

I am often found in doctor's offices and pirate flags. What am I?

I love to wake up at noon
And help with the many jobs
I prefer the countryside to the city
I help produce the things you eat
What am I?

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

I am an English word with 3 consecutive double letters. What am I?

If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects.

A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.

My first keeps time, my second spends time, my whole tells time.

Plow and hoe, reap and sow,
What soon does every farmer grow?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?

Who plays when he works and works when he plays?

What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?

Who always enjoys poor health?

If you need a night out, call one of these over to take the little ones off your hands for a while.

Although it sounds like I work on a transportation device, I actually work in a restaurant. What am I?

The floor's on top, the roof's beneath, and from this place I rarely leave. Yet with the passing of each day. A new horizon greets my gaze.

You'll have to consult an optometrist if you want to improve this.

I work hard most every day, Not much time to dance and play,
If I could reach what I desire, all like me would now retire.
What am I?

The profession of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.

What does no man want, yet no man want to lose?

A job that involves sitting in a highchair, wearing a black gown and smacking things with a mallet.

What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?

Take away my first letter and I remain the same. Take away my last letter and I remain unchanged. Remove all my letters and I'm still me. What am I?

Possibly the only famous plumber who has the courage to ever to rescue a princess.

I have married many women but has never been married. What am I?

What suits do lawyers wear?

Where do sailors take their baths?

A blind superhero and Evel Knievel's profession.

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

I have many letters, And though it's strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.

I shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. Who am I?

The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?