Hard Riddles

If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

Bury deep,
Pile on stones,
My mind will always
Dig up them bones

I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me everyday.

What's higher than the king?

Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?

What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

You use this to clean although it is small.
If you forget it, your smile will appall.
What is it?

A natural state, I'm sought by all.
Go with me and you shall fall.
You do me when you spend,
and you use me when you eat to no end.
What am I?

This both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch.

If I turn my head, you may go where you want, but if I turn again, you could stay and rot. What am I?

When your undies attack you.

Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?

The land was white the seed was black.
It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that.

What fruit is of great use in history?

Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man.

What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps?

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.

What has one foot but no body?

I have a tongue but cannot taste. I have a soul but cannot feel. What am I?

Where humans breathe liquid.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A section of the calendar dedicated to mother nature.

Break it and it is better, immediately set and harder to break again. What is it?

I am where the sky is orange, I am where the glass is red, I am the land of violet bananas and the home to blue oranges.

Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.

It kept him steady and others away.
It kept them safe and showed the way.
Once thrown down upon the ground,
it came alive with a hissing sound.
It hit the rock as it was told.
And that was when the water flowed.
What is it?

Six legs, two heads,
Two hands, one long nose.
Yet he uses only four legs
Wherever he goes.

What can an elephant and a shrimp both be?

Do rabbits use combs?

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Even the oldest ones can be described as current, but a little mainstream.

I have one eye. See near and far. I hold the moments you treasure and the things that make you weep. What am I?

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?

Shiny like a silver, denser than lead, pricier than gold, could stop a bullet, if I wanted to. What am I?

A man lives on the top floor of a hotel. When he is out with a friend or out on a rainy day, he comes back, goes to the elevator, and goes to the top floor. When he goes out alone or on a sunny day, he goes half way up and walks the rest of the way up. Why?

I fly to any foreign parts,
assisted by my spreading wings.
My body holds an hundred hearts,
Nay, I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride,
and then I mend my pace anon.
I issue fire from my side.
You witty youths, this riddle con.

I'm sometimes white and always wrong.
I can break a heart and hurt the strong.
I can build love or tear it down.
I can make a smile or bring a frown.
What am I?

What word is the same written forward, backward and upside down?

Taken from a mine and then locked up in a wooden case. Never released but used by students everyday. What am I?

I come when the weather is at its prime,
Though, it might be wise to leave nothing on the street.
But, in the wintertime
My name is obsolete
What am I?

Which group of sharks do you typically find in heaven?

Covered in stone and sun. It's home to many but also none. What is it?

What is a foot long and slippery?

I am a fruit, but also a shape. If you had two of me, I would sound just the same. If you rearrange my letters, it could be a crime. Add me to a montage and I can become a different fruit. Remove my head and you can still listen; take away the end and I can still be eaten. Without a piece of the centre, I am still a word; take away all of the middle and I am just an acronym. What am I?

When this is found in a road you are forced to make a decision.

Needed to jack, but also to carp. I can’t be used In rust, but can in the grass. What am I?

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995, that same person is 10 years old. How can this be?

It can't be seen or felt.
It can't be touched or smelt.
Behind stars and under hills.
All emptiness it fills.
What is it?

A container holding water but not a cup. If you want to find me, look up. What am I?

Why are the Irish quick-tempered?

In wealth I abound; in water I stand;
As a fencer I'm valued all over the land;
At Venice I'm famous; by farmers I'm prized;
Respected by law, yet huntsmen despised;
Consternation and ruin ensue when I break;
And the beasts of the forest advantage won't take.

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force it doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite
What is it?

Everybody has some. You can lose some, you can gain some. But you cannot live without it. What am I?

Small was my stature, but my success was great.
Until I entered Belgium to be handed my fate.
Who am I?

A serpent swam in a silver urn,
A golden bird did in its mouth abide,
The serpent drank the water, this in turn,
Killed the serpent. Then the gold bird died.

On the wall, in the air,
You just want me out of your hair,
Try to catch me, but you cannot,
For my vision is thousand fold.
What am I?

Shifting, Shifting, Drifting deep.
Below me great and mighty cities sleep.
Swirling, Scurlling, All around.
I'm only where no water will be found.

Before crust hardens.

One pace to the North. Two paces to the East. Two paces to the South. Two paces to the West. One pace to the North.

I work hard most every day, Not much time to dance and play,
If I could reach what I desire, all like me would now retire.
What am I?

What does man love more than life, fear more than death or mortal strife.
What the poor have, the rich require, and what contented men desire.
What the miser spends, and the spendthrift saves.
And all men carry to their graves.

I am black when you buy me, red when you use me.
When I turn white, you know it's time to throw me away.
What am I?

Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.

Why did the British cross the Atlantic?

What's red and bad for your teeth?

My first a blessing sent to earth, of plants and flowers to aid the birth; my second surely was designed to hurl destruction on mankind; my whole a pledge from pardoning heaven, of wrath appeased and crimes forgiven.

Two horses, swiftest traveling, harnessed in a pair, and grazing ever in places distant from them.

Though it be cold, I wear no clothes, the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose, And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good, I drink no cider, port, nor sack, what Providence doth send for food, I neither buy, nor sell, nor lack.

Why was the scalene triangle sad?

If your life is cut short, I am not the one to blame.
You signed up, and your death was not my aim.
Enter our doors; there is so much to see,
We just happen to hold the key,
To adventure abound
And fun to be found
Step in our door
And see what is in store.
What am I?

I am a sharp looking horse with a flaxen tail. The longer I run the shorter my tail becomes. What am I?

It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?

What has a mouth but can't chew?

I shoot but never kill. What am I?

I can always go up, never down,
I can always turn left, never right,
I am always hot when I'm cold.

Above the kingdom I reign,
Spotted, speckled, with a mane,
I travel in packs,
And if you're lucky, you'd ride me.
What am I?

An art-form and a web-browser.

Many foods can make me strong but give me water and I won't last long.

What state is famous for tiny beverages?

The more you take the more you leave behind.

My first is a title of honor; My second is myself; My first is your and I; My whole is a beautiful fixed star, seen in the winter.

It is something you will never see again.

What cat said, “The British are coming!”?

An iron horse with a flaxen tail. The faster the horse runs, the shorter his tail becomes.

What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?

What does no man want, yet no man want to lose?

I am the heart that does not beat. If cut, I bleed without blood. I can fly, but have no wings. I can float, but have no fins. I can sing, but have no mouth.

I am a strong as ten men
Yet ten men cannot stand me up.
What am I?

What key is the hardest to turn?

What is the best possible way to study the Bible?

A book once owned by the wealthy, now rare to find.
Never for sale and often left behind.
What am I?

What scientists might call your pooch.

Its tail is round and hollow,
Seems to get chewed a bit,
But you'll rarely see this thing
Unless the other end is lit.

When set loose, I fly away,
Never so cursed, as when I go astray

This type of tempting cuisine is independent of utensils and usually tastes better than it sounds.

A hole in a pole. Though I fill a hole in white, I'm used more by the day and less by the night. What am I?

Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?

Which bus could cross the ocean?