Easy Riddles

What cruel person would sit on a baby?

It's only good if people laugh at it.

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

I am the only organ that named myself. What am I?

I can fall off a building and live, but in water I will die. What am I?

This pastry is a fruit pie in which the principal filling ingredient is apples.

I am expelled from you orally with a sound. What am I?

I can be winding and I can be straight. I can be smooth and I can be rough. Sometimes both. I start out black but fade to brown the more I am used. My favorite colors are yellow and white, and I love stripes and dashed lines. What am I?

This for is a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry.

What kind of beans never grow in a garden?

What build its house with earthen string and ensnares its prey with a biting sting?

What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

I am a tool for fairies. What am I?

Goliath, The Jolly Green and Andre are all examples of this.

Even if my life is taken eight still remain.

I am a tale in children's minds.
I keep their secrets and share them inside.
I blur their thoughts into fantasies kept
Like a canvas of art or a submarine depth.
Though an illusion, it occurs every night;
I give them a fantasy, I give them a fright.
Nor good or bad, but always nigh'
It's interesting to tell.
What am I?

A warrior amongst the flowers, he bears a thrusting sword.
He uses it whenever he must, to defend his golden hoard.

I am a creature with a "tight" name. What am I?

This on this.
That on that.
Growing tall,
But never fat.
What am I?

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

Golden treasure I contain, Guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, Yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.

It is by nature, soft as silk;
A puffy cloud, white as milk;
Snow tops this tropical crop;
The dirtiest part of a mop.

What is in the middle of the sky?

What’s the capital in Washington?

George J. Jetson and Neil A. Armstrong drove this to work.

Even if you throw it away, it still comes back.

I touch your face, I'm in your words, I'm lack of space and beloved by birds. What am I?

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Temporary evidence of where you've been strolling.

I'm a red creature from the sea with large claws, or pincers, and I'm often boiled and served as an expensive dish at seafood restaurants.

Most people love to use me. You make me glide through the air. Even your dog loves me. What am I?

What goes up when rain comes down?

Women don't have and don't want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?

What flowers have two lips?

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Without me where would you be?
I am not your eyes, but I help you see.
What am I?

I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see.

I'm a small sweet cake, typically round, flat, and crisp. I come in a variety of flavors from chocolate chip to oatmeal raisin.

Angels and pilots work with me. What am I?

What time of day, when written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside down?

What instrument can make any sound and be heard but not touched or seen?

If you can get this professional's attention you can get where you need to go for a price.

A standard dimension for sandwiches and rulers.

Find me on body builders or in the drink aisle. What am I?

Cows do this to salt and humans do it to ice cream.

Brings you May flowers.

I am two-faced, but bear one head. Men spill their blood for me.
I have no legs but travel widely. I make kings immortal.
I am potent when shared; Yet lust for my power keeps me locked away.
What am I?

What has four legs during the day; and six or eight during the night?

Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.

I am everywhere. I am inside you. I surround you. I can be seen by you. I can kill you. Yet you play in me. What am I?

It's a symbol and a fruit,
For man's folly, evil's root.
But also for great inspiration,
and famous application.

I am the second L in LOL. What am I?

I'm a soft frozen food made with sweetened and flavored milk fat. I'm usually put in a waffle cone. What am I?

A king wears one on his head.

I'm a food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked. You need me to make a sandwich.

During what month do people sleep the least?

These are needed to finish a test

What doesn't exist, but has a name?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

This is meat from the upper part of a pig's leg salted and dried or smoked, often enjoyed in a sandwich.

This breakfast food is thin, flat cake or batter, usually fried and turned in a pan. It is often enjoyed with butter and syrup.

You do this into someone's ear when you want to be discreet.

What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?

I am at your hand when it is dark and hidden away in the light. What am I?

It's what light turns into in the night.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal?

I am wrapped but I am not a gift, I am kept neatly in a chamber and Archeologists find me as a great treasure. What am I?

How many E’s are in the 4th of July?

Sometimes it's silver but also gold.
Printed on paper it's a treasure to hold.
What is it?

A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man.

What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

What fruit can you use to sip water?

Canine children. What am I?

Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?

I have legs but seldom walk;
I backbite many but never talk;
I seek places that can hide me
because those that feed me cannot abide me.

I am a Caribbean shape that makes ships disappear. What am I?

Rub me and a genie might appear. What am I?

I get paid to shoot people, then blow them up. What am I?

Why did the meteor go to Hollywood?

You can drop me from the tallest building and I'll be fine, but if you drop me in water I die. What am I?

I fall from the sky but am not rain. I like the cold and not the sun. People like to eat me. What am I?

A beautiful succession of sounds.

They're big and yet so far away,
We see them at the end of day.
They're small and they're above.
We see them when we close our eyes,
Each time we are in love.

Hide me from your parents if you have done bad academically this year. What am I?

It was high in the sky but also firmly on the Earth. It brought cooperation for many but confusion for all. It was unmissable by the crowd yet overlooked by the One. It was the world’s first true skyscraper and also its last. What is it?

I live in the corn, and my job is to deter. Free from pests your crops I assure. What am I?

Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks.

These are crisp, green, and are found near deli sandwiches.

If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax.

Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?

I am the state when a person is holding a person inside. What am I?

Though I have neither legs nor feet, my use is for to go; Altho' I cannot speak, I tell what others want to know.

They can be long or short;
they can be grown or bought;
they can be painted or left bare;
they can be round or square.

A nutcracker up in a tree.

I am brown and sticky. What am I?

Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

I am used for light yet I am solid. Without me you would feel enclosed. I hate being touched, especially with a lot of force. I like to be in buildings. What am I?

Thirty men and ladies two,
gathered for a festive do;
Dressed quite formal, black and white;
soon movement turned to nasty fight.