Animal Riddles

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

I have a pet, his body is full of coins.

I am a sound made by felines when petted. What am I?

The homes of tiny creatures that collect in corners if you aren't vigilant about dusting.

I wiggle and cannot see,
sometimes underground and sometimes on a tree.
I really don't want to be on a hook,
and I become a person when combined with book.
What am I?

What is green, has four legs, no tail, and usually heard at night?

What day of the week does an Easter egg hate the most?

As I was going through a field of wheat,
I found something good to eat;
It wasn't fish or flesh or bone;
I kept it till it ran alone.

A blackbird similar to, but much bigger than a crow.

Its fleece is warm and wooly white. And when you lie awake at night, count it and you'll fall asleep. What is it?

Black and scary, small and hairy.
In the night you hear it preach,
Through its noisy high pitched screech.

I am a activity dogs are very good at when a ball is thrown. What am I?

I am not very commonly found! Only in some rainforest! I have an odd number of toes! I'm very lazy and hang upside down! What am I?

I am shared by goats, devils, and unicorns. What am I?

What is the largest living ant on earth?

What do you call a dog that sweats so much?

What animal dwells in water and best known for its work ethic?

My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.

What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?

I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg.
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole.
I can be long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.
What am I?

I don't forget! What am I?

I carry my home on my back. I am not rich, but I leave silver in my track. What am I?

What's an insect's favourite sport?

With no hammer or any kind of tool I build my house so quickly. What am I?

What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?

Hard iron on horse. Cow's hide on man.

What has a spine, tail, and leash but isn't a dog?

Why did they let the turkey join the thanksgiving band?

It is basically a cake made of cow.

The fans of the pied piper's smooth sound who are feared by elephants.

When it was young, it had a tail. When it grew up, it had knees.

Who is never hungry during Christmas?

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

I am gold and can be black and white, I'm a symbol for a nation, when freedom took flight. What am I?

This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.

Although my cow is dead, I still beat her. What a racket she makes!

What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?

My first is in ocean but never in sea.
My second's in wasp but never in bee.
My third is in glider and also in flight.
My whole is a creature that comes out at night.

I have three heads. Cut off one, I become stronger. Cut off two, I become ten. What am I?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What goes in the water black and comes out red?

A king without a crown. What am I?

I travel in a gaggle. What am I?

Looks like a hippo crossed with a unicorn.

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?

For our ambrosia we were blessed,
By Jupiter, with a sting of death.
Though our might, to some is jest,
We have quelled the dragon's breath.
Who are we?

Instead of going to Nineveh, I decided to bail.
Thrown overboard while out to sea, I was swallowed up by a whale.
Who am I?

Gown but not a priest; crown but not a king.

A mighty weapon in the war against winged household pests.

I am partly blind but can still see. I have legs but only use them for sleeping. What am I?

Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out under his own roof?

His eyes were raging, that scraggly beast.
His lips were bursting, with rows of angry teeth.
Upon his back a razor was found.
It was a fearsome battle we fought,
my life – or his, one would be bought.
And when we were through,
and death chilled the air,
we cut out his heart, and ate it with flair.

The signature stroll of ducks and penguins.

Who do mice pray their wishes to?

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A spent round or a slimy critter.

What's as small as a mouse but guards a house like a lion?

I am known for my natural tuxedo and marching. What am I?

An action done on mosquito bites. What am I?

A huge mythical animal said to resemble a whale.

When I'm metal or wood, I help you get home. When I'm flesh and I'm blood. In the darkness I roam.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?

I am a busy worker who is a water mammal. What am I?

What's a polygon?

What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?

I destroy your home from inside out. What am I?

My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald. What am I?

If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?

What would you get if 120 rabbits took one step backward at the same time?

Long slim and slender. Dark as homemade thunder. Keen eyes and peaked nose. Scares the Devil wherever it goes.

It's small but larger than a bee,
And agile as a flea.
It humms but does not buzz,
And it's not covered with fuzz.
It is a small collector,
Of juicy flower nectar.

What has a brown coat, a long tail, and lives in house or shed but most active while you're in bed?

What grows up while growing down?

What can provide food before it is alive, while it is alive and after it's dead?

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.

On his arc, how many of each animal did Moses bring?

I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail. What am I?

Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

It is a big and bulky mammal,
And has a trunk just like a tree.
Will store water in its nose,
Which is long and like a hose.

What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

A prehistoric reptile that lives today and the inspiration for the name of a popular sports drink.

In all the world, none can compare, to this tiny weaver, his deadly cloth so silky and fair.

How do you catch a rabbit?

I move without wings, between silken strings. I leave as you find my substance behind. What am I?

What is red and nailed to a wall?

I come in many colors, some are blue and white.
While some people annoy me, I am not much for the fight.
I live where people rarely tread,
but you will find me close to bed.
What am I?

He calls in the morning, the day to renew,
if his owner gets hungry, he'll be turned to stew.
What is he?

What has armor but is not a knight, snaps but is not a twig, and is always at home even on the move?

My treasures are golden and guarded by thousands amongst a maze no man can enter. What am I?

He's big, old and fluffy,
And looking rather scruffy.
He always needs a shave.
It's best to just avoid him,
And leave him in his cave.

What kind of dog has no tail?

I am the home for feathery animals. What am I?

I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.

Attracted by light but flies at night. It's wind and hairy but not too scary. What is it?

It's voice is like a burp,
Will swallow with a slurp,
You'll never hear it chirp.
Kiss it with a wince,
Might turn into a prince.

I sleep by day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?

Tucked out of sight. I sing best at night.
No instrument around, but you'll find me on the ground.
What am I?